Definitions by Ellyb

Bum flower 

Slang term for piles aka cauliflower bum, can often be painful as they are most commonly found erupting from the anus. Bum flowers can be removed with minor surgery.

"why's Nicole walking like that?"
Kirsty" because she recently had some bum flowers removed"

Bum flower by Ellyb June 3, 2013

reshlongulous

More absurd than either rediculous or recockulous; rediculous to the extreme

We got so high last night it was reshlongulous, Tre tried to teabag the dog.

reshlongulous by EllyB March 6, 2008