Elliott's definitions

mease ass

One whose personality or personal sense of style is so ridiculous you can't help but think of a word to describe it. Ex. A white kid with a purple doo-rag playing basketball. Takes the place for a duesche-bag. Can also be shortened to mease.

Hey look at J.P. over there playing basketball what a mease ass.

by Elliott November 6, 2004

loose lips shrink dicks

1. an expression implying that knowing to much about an activity, situation or person tends to discourage one from involving himself with it, often related to sexual encounters

see also zipless fuck

2. a truism

3. a parody of loose lips sink ships

After Elliott told Devin that Kittyboot's friend from Philly had roast beef curtains, Devin replied, "Buddy, thanks for warning me... loose lips shrink dicks."

by Elliott July 18, 2005

get a late pass

(phrase)
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etymology: derived from the same phrase used by teachers in lower schools whereupon a child has tardily entered his classroom ( n., late pass, v., latepass)
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directed toward a person who has presented something (often a piece of information or writing, news article or website) as new and interesting, when it is, in fact, related to something old and already widely circulated

Although others were impressed when Katie showed off the all your base-themed thatched-reed basket she had made in her underwater basket weaving class, Reu could only reply, "Katie, get a late pass!"

by Elliott September 10, 2005

01134

reads "hello" when typed into most older style digital calculators, display turned upside-down.

brian typed 0ll34 into his calculator, turned it upside-down, and showed it to me. he was 1337 before 1337 existed.

by elliott December 30, 2004

Random Encounter

A situation which arises that is unexpected by all involved, it will be very hilarious and will most likely involve strongbow comsumption and no sleep.

"Daves Yard"

"Kevs Van"

"Grant"

by Elliott January 14, 2004

hijacked

the act of intentionally having an off-topic conversation in a thread in order to prevent the thread's original topic from being discussed

When xbabycakesx made a thread in which she posted pictures of her new tattoos, some righteous guardian angel of messageboard crusader hijacked it by posting animated .gifs of nefarious cartoon tubers engaged in devious sex acts, thus preventing her from losing face by shifting attention away from the embarrassing photos she had posted.

by Elliott November 14, 2005

late pass

(n.)
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etymology: derived from the phrase "get a late pass" (v., latepass)
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a metaphorical object one takes or gives to signify that whatever was thought to be new and interesting is, in fact, old and already widely circulated

Between my recent "revelation" that tomatoes are actually fruits and my "invention" of the term "goofle," I am receiving far too many late passes recently, and I may very well be suspended.

by Elliott September 10, 2005