2 definitions by Elliot Hope

Top Definition
An outdoor deposit of dog faeces which has been left to mature untouched, long enough for it to turn white. Rumoured to possess magical qualities.
Dude, come quick, I found a coptang behind the shed! Let's pray to it!
by Elliot Hope March 05, 2008
The act of inserting a trowel handle into one's anus while masturbating with the other hand.
I was wanking in the garden and couldn't get off, good old garden rocket got me there.
by Elliot Hope August 12, 2010

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