A greatly deplorable group of homosexual males attempting to entertain young infants while wearing brightly colored fashionably impaired attire, but instead succeed in expanding the gay population and scaring the hell out of innocent children by associating with plaid sea life and extinct animals who own rose gardens. The do a form of "singing" which surprisingly resembles that of bjork.
1.The Wiggles scare the shit out of me.
2. You are gayer then the wiggles, wait, that isnt possible
3. Yo mama look like the wiggles (oooooohh)