Elkrampo7's definitions

Delbert Award

An award given to a business when service is so below standard it can only be described as MONUMENTAL grabassery, incompetence, and ineptitude.

The FedEx driver, local terminal, and customer service's combined incompetence, lack of communication, and apathy earned them the Delbert Award this week. I watched in horror as the tracking info on the website showed me that for 2 days in a row my package, a shipment of sensitive equipment was bouncing around inside a FedEx van because the driver couldn't be bothered to make the delivery.

He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.

by ElKrampo7 September 17, 2006

yutz-up

When a person who can be described as a yutz messes something up to such a degree which can only be attained by them, could only be replicated by a yutz of their caliber, or to such a degree that he/she is eligible for the Delbert Award.

The FedEx delivery driver didn't show up AGAIN! She better not yutz-up 3 days in a row, or I'll have them send it back and ship it UPS.

by ElKrampo7 September 17, 2006

grabassery

Usually pertains to poor service, and most often refers to lazy, inept, incompetent employees.
That's not to say, however, that it can't be used to describe your average garden variety ineptitude. Friends or accquaintences are good sources of humor/aggravation of this kind.

My package was bounced around in the FedEx truck for 3 days because the driver couldn't be bothered to look for the address or even, given an alternate, to deliver the package to a place she FREQUENTLY services. Customer service was no help, the terminal is run by a bunch of crazy half-drunken idiots, and the drivers are OBVIOUSLY dismally inept. I've never seen such grabassery.

by ElKrampo7 July 14, 2008