Elkrampo7's definitions

yutz-up

When a person who can be described as a yutz messes something up to such a degree which can only be attained by them, could only be replicated by a yutz of their caliber, or to such a degree that he/she is eligible for the Delbert Award.

The FedEx delivery driver didn't show up AGAIN! She better not yutz-up 3 days in a row, or I'll have them send it back and ship it UPS.

by ElKrampo7 September 17, 2006

dirty douchebag

Exactly like filthy hobag, only masculine in connotation. However, without modification, this word can be applied to a female. This person thinks the world of himself, and would use any situation or relationship to his advantage and would not think twice about hurting anyone and anything to get what he wants. May have multiple partners concurrently or consecutively, and is typically "loose" with his libido. This person is a control freak and will manipulate situations that aren't going his way. Very jealous over successful relationships and often can be found attempting to wreck them.

(eric) is such a dirty douchebag. He's been through 6 breakups since I've been with (cindy) and every time he comes around trying to turn us against each other.

by Elkrampo7 September 30, 2006

grabassery

Usually pertains to poor service, and most often refers to lazy, inept, incompetent employees.
That's not to say, however, that it can't be used to describe your average garden variety ineptitude. Friends or accquaintences are good sources of humor/aggravation of this kind.

My package was bounced around in the FedEx truck for 3 days because the driver couldn't be bothered to look for the address or even, given an alternate, to deliver the package to a place she FREQUENTLY services. Customer service was no help, the terminal is run by a bunch of crazy half-drunken idiots, and the drivers are OBVIOUSLY dismally inept. I've never seen such grabassery.

by ElKrampo7 July 14, 2008