Elitist's definitions

santa

None of you have any idea about what Santa Claus really is. He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Zoidberg. Once, Bender helped him on one of his rampages.

Your missletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missle!

by Elitist January 4, 2004

neonazi

People that hate jews and just sit around all day talking about useless shit. They will never amount to anything great.

See UN

Hey, Isreal sure does suck don't it?

by Elitist February 29, 2004

Clint Eastwood

One of the coolest actors ever. Only one whos better is Charles Bronson.

.44 magnum, most powerful handgun on the planet.

by Elitist January 15, 2004

technocrat

A big time elitist that believes scientists, engineers, programmers, etc. should run a country.

Bill Gates

by Elitist April 7, 2004

gilgamesh

One who rules an ancient kingdom.

Hammurabi, stop bein' such a Gilgamesh dude!

by Elitist February 5, 2004

Plutocracy

See America
See Canada
See UK
See France
See Germany
See Spain
See Portugal
See Poland
See Holland
See Luxemborg
See Ireland

etc.
etc.
etc.

See Earth Every governemnt that has ever existed is just a glorified plutocracy.

by Elitist April 7, 2004

RQ

A community on Livejournal where "Random Question" are asked and answered. Drama is rampant. Sarcasm and satire are constant. The "Regulars" are elitists.

OMG, Mac is back!!!11!!one!!1

Pic, plz?

The internets is ANGRY!

by Elitist November 15, 2004