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nuclear war

A hour long waltz in which the victor is the one that:

1. Struck first
2. Had more nuclear weapons
3. Had more nuclear submarines in firing distance of enemy cities

Note that this victory is temporary because soon after a "victor" is declared we all start dying from atmospheric fallout.
A socialist war, because everyone on the planet becomes insanely equal.
by Elitist December 18, 2003
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atkins diet

An estremely unhealthy diet that supposedly thinks carbs are the source of weight gain. Used mostly by idiots with no willpower.
I should invent a diet like this one. You eat lots of high protein and high carb foods and get lots of exercise. It has already worked for thousands of years and for billions of people. What do you think the farmers, miners, soldiers, blacksmiths, etc. have been doing for thousands of years? Eating meats, breads, vegetables, and getting a shitload of exercise, and they are usaully in shape.
by Elitist April 7, 2004
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spinosaurus

Despite what was depicted by Jurassic Park 3, a spinosauraus was not NEARLY that big and was a quadraped.
Archeaology debates on the urbandictionary, LOL!
by Elitist February 5, 2004
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edoras

Capitol of Rohan, in the LOTR way, not the other way.
Edoras needs to get over run by orcs.
by Elitist December 18, 2003
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spendocrat

by Elitist December 28, 2003
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racist fucks

One who must insult racists because he is unsure whether he hates all but his race as well as the person he's insulting.

Denial is acceptance innit.
Oh wait, or is this kind of definition only allowed for homophobe?
by Elitist February 27, 2004
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Choking the chicken

In that Chinese girls home in Stree Fighter 2 there is a guy choking a chicken in the background.
Is that old man choking his chicken?
by Elitist January 1, 2004
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