Elitist's definitions

atkins diet

An estremely unhealthy diet that supposedly thinks carbs are the source of weight gain. Used mostly by idiots with no willpower.

I should invent a diet like this one. You eat lots of high protein and high carb foods and get lots of exercise. It has already worked for thousands of years and for billions of people. What do you think the farmers, miners, soldiers, blacksmiths, etc. have been doing for thousands of years? Eating meats, breads, vegetables, and getting a shitload of exercise, and they are usaully in shape.

by Elitist April 7, 2004

tax

Too all those that say that Bush is a greedy bastard for cutting taxes for the rich consider this. That hated 2% of the population in the USA pays over 60% of the taxes. So stfu and get a life you tree hugging morons.

So I have to pay money to pay for an illegal immigrants welfare, thats taxes for you.

by Elitist December 28, 2003

spinosaurus

Despite what was depicted by Jurassic Park 3, a spinosauraus was not NEARLY that big and was a quadraped.

Archeaology debates on the urbandictionary, LOL!

by Elitist February 5, 2004

bus driver

Excellent name to use when you are 1337 at an online game. Especially if you're into online games for the sense of power, not like me when I just want to have fun.

They call me the bus driver, because I'm here to take you to school!

by Elitist January 19, 2004

Civ

^Don't know what the hell he's smoking, but I've only heard Civ used as short for Civilization, one of the greatest games of all time.

In Civ 3: Conquests you can be a Fascist nation, what could be better?

by Elitist January 1, 2004

tsar

The other way to spell czar. Both are considered correct.

Czar? Tsar? Either way they pwn those Rusky bastards!

by Elitist January 1, 2004

Hippie

The uneducated yet patriotic citizens during the Vietnam War were ALOT more understanding of the rights the government was taking away from them. This was because of the ignorant hippies throwing eggs and such at our soldiers getting off planes. The government could just blame the hippies and everyone would believe it.

Stupid fucking hippies, no concept of human nature and the true reasons of war.

by Elitist January 4, 2004