Elitist's definitions

santa

None of you have any idea about what Santa Claus really is. He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Zoidberg. Once, Bender helped him on one of his rampages.

Your missletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missle!

by Elitist January 4, 2004

wild almond

The hippies should all go out and pick some nice "organic" almonds out in the forest. They should eat several dozen of them.

In case you don't get it, almonds that aren't domesticated contain cyanide.

by Elitist January 18, 2004

Homer

The best character on the television show The Simposons. Note that anyone that has like the past 3 seasons of The Simpsons is an idiot.

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

by Elitist December 30, 2003

war protester

One who believes that the purpose of a Republic is to question every word the government says. Also, they tend to believe that we killed millions of Iraqis even though we killed less then 100,000. They say this is wrong even though that number x10 would have been killed within the next 7 years by Saddam if he would have been left in power.

Wow, that highly intelligent war protestor decided to block traffic during rush hour instead of writing a letter or getting a petition together to send to his/her congressman!

by Elitist February 2, 2004

spain

One of the "neutral" countries in WW2 that greatly liked the Axis powers. Why wouldn't they, the Nazis and Italians helped the Nationalist side(who ended up winning) during their Spanish Civil War.

Spain got pwnzed by Portugal!

by Elitist February 29, 2004

Gap

Overpriced, conformist, medium quality clothing store. Liked by preps, hated by goths.

Gap, you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by Elitist January 13, 2004

racist fucks

"People racist against Racists are not Racists because Racists are not a race."

The term racist is incorrect because there is only one human race, but there are many ethnicities. If we were to hate, let's say, martians, then we would be "racists". Either way, those who hate racists have usaully never spent much or any time with them and label them all as "idiots". Hmmm, hypocritical isn't it?

Racist fucks is an ignorant term used by close minded intolerant biggots to label a racist.

by Elitist February 10, 2004