Elitist's definitions

santa

None of you have any idea about what Santa Claus really is. He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Zoidberg. Once, Bender helped him on one of his rampages.

Your missletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missle!

by Elitist January 4, 2004

Civ

^Don't know what the hell he's smoking, but I've only heard Civ used as short for Civilization, one of the greatest games of all time.

In Civ 3: Conquests you can be a Fascist nation, what could be better?

by Elitist January 1, 2004

tsar

The other way to spell czar. Both are considered correct.

Czar? Tsar? Either way they pwn those Rusky bastards!

by Elitist January 1, 2004

Hippie

The uneducated yet patriotic citizens during the Vietnam War were ALOT more understanding of the rights the government was taking away from them. This was because of the ignorant hippies throwing eggs and such at our soldiers getting off planes. The government could just blame the hippies and everyone would believe it.

Stupid fucking hippies, no concept of human nature and the true reasons of war.

by Elitist January 4, 2004

nerd

The richest man in the world is also the biggest nerd. He could have ANY chick he wants, and could have you assasinated in a minute if he wanted to.

20 years down the line, will it truly matter if you were "popular"?

Do you think it will matter 20 years down the line if you were studying computer science/physics/economics 4 hours a day? Yes.

Do you think it will matter 20 years down the line whether you were popular or not? No.

by Elitist October 15, 2006

war protester

One who believes that the purpose of a Republic is to question every word the government says. Also, they tend to believe that we killed millions of Iraqis even though we killed less then 100,000. They say this is wrong even though that number x10 would have been killed within the next 7 years by Saddam if he would have been left in power.

Wow, that highly intelligent war protestor decided to block traffic during rush hour instead of writing a letter or getting a petition together to send to his/her congressman!

by Elitist February 2, 2004

spain

One of the "neutral" countries in WW2 that greatly liked the Axis powers. Why wouldn't they, the Nazis and Italians helped the Nationalist side(who ended up winning) during their Spanish Civil War.

Spain got pwnzed by Portugal!

by Elitist February 29, 2004