Elitist's definitions

quagmire

The coolest guy in the world

Social Worker(laying in bed in the morning after sleeping with Quagmire):Glen honney, I've got a question for you. What do you do for a living?

Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?

by Elitist April 7, 2004

antiwar protester

Someone that doesn't believe that war is wrong. They think that Iraq going to war with Iran, Kuwait, and launching SCUDs at Isreal is A-okay, but toppling the regime that is doing it is wrong.

I believe that First Amendment was meant for me to protest everything the Repulicans say, so I'm an antiwar protester.

by Elitist February 9, 2004

Day Of Defeat

All you ignorant DoD zealots now are officially cocksuckers. Call Of Duty just came out and it is WAY better and isn't built on an engine programmed by a team of plankton.

Day Of Defeat is now officially DEAD!

by Elitist January 19, 2004

Jurrassic Park

Average movie, excellent book.

Any literate individual can tell you that the book is way better then the movie.

by Elitist January 19, 2004

wopdago

A wopdago is someone from Sicily, NOT mainland Italy.

Surrender monkey wopdago scum!

by Elitist January 20, 2004

TBS

Turn Based Strategy. Refers to a game where each player takes a turn, such as Civilization.

My Siphai crushed the puny Europeans in Civilization 3.

by Elitist December 28, 2003

Anarchy

Riiiiight, America should have Anarchy alright. Then when were all working "peaecfully" we would be weak enough to get invaded by Iran or N. Korea.

Why would anyone defend your sorry ass if it doesn't make them happy?

by Elitist February 23, 2004