74 definitions by elitist

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The best thing in the world
If all the Arab terrorists would stop strapping themselves with explosives for just a moment and go check out some porn, they'd find a new lease on life and we could all get along!
by Elitist May 13, 2004
Dude, you can't spell for shit if you came here. Move to yuppie immediately.
Helping teh n00bz, since 1897.
by Elitist December 24, 2003
Anyone that thinks that gun control will help stop crime needs to get the facts straight.

1. When they banned all guns in the UK, crime went up several hundred percent.

2. Currently only law-abiding citizens are allowed to have guns, not the criminals that use them for their heinous acts.

4. It would be impossible to take away all the illegallly made and smuggled guns that the real criminals use.

3. Japan would not land troops in Hawaii during WW2 because every house had several guns.

5. Guns should not be taken away from patriotic citizens because some mommies couldn't handle their children.

6. A large part of the fighting during the American Revolution was done by the citizens(IE militia). These were just ordinary people that had weapons, but I suppose what they did was wrong too because it's "gun violence"?
If it weren't for the Second Amendment, none of the others would be possible.
by Elitist January 15, 2004
"The only difference between a taxman and a taxidermist is the taxidermist leaves the skin."

-Mark Twain-

"A nation trying to tax itself into prosperity is like a man trying to lift himself out of a bucket by it's handle."

-Winston Churchill-
Enough said, good game n00bz.
by Elitist December 28, 2003
That guy that does that stuff
you know who I'm talking about
by Elitist March 22, 2005
Black people can say "nigger" but no one else can.

Black people can also say "black power" but if someone says "white power" they are a racist.
And I'M the racist one? HAH!
by Elitist January 04, 2004
Bender's catch phrase, when he met his golden counter part he said "Bite my glorious golden ass!".
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!

Hookerbot: Honey, you couldn't afford it.
by Elitist January 27, 2004
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