1 definition by Elijahahha ft. james mitchell
A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.
Yo James, my Dick feels weird.
Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?
Oh no, that's my first slob blob!
Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?
Oh no, that's my first slob blob!
by Elijahahha ft. james mitchell March 10, 2020