ElgeoHarris's definitions

max payne

A person who remains unscathed after holding an exploding grenade, throwing molotov cocktails, and getting shot at close range with Berettas, Mac-11s, shotguns, and MP5s.

Max Payne dove out of the skyscraper, but he survived because he had 8 painkillers on him.

by Elgeoharris February 23, 2004

Tokien Nerd

It's spelled Tolkien, you idiots.

J.R.R. TOLKIEN you retards!!!!!1

by elgeoharris March 23, 2004

ROTFLMAO

see rotfflmgdaoyfbapos.

by Elgeoharris November 6, 2003

A+++++++

An overenthuiastic comment left on an eBay user's feedback.

INCREDIBLE BUYER!!!!!!!!!LIGHTNING FAST PAYMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++!!!!!!!!AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need more crack.

by ElgeoHarris November 30, 2003

Gigli

A new Playstation 2 game based on the box office failure.

I'm stuck on the 8th level of Gigli: the game.

by Elgeoharris December 13, 2003

RPG

Rocket Propelled Grenade, you roleplaying geeks.

If you're in a combat situation and someone yells "RPG!", you're not supposed to take out and roll your dice.

by Elgeoharris December 15, 2003

Geico

Insanely annoying and cheesy commercials made by the car insurance company Geico. They all end up the same way, with a serious situation being interrupted by one of the players randomly saying "I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance".

-We've got to get out of the building! There's a crazy guy shooting everyone he sees out in the hall!!!

-Really? I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!


-Gimmie your fuckin' wallet or you die now, bitch!

-I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

by Elgeoharris December 7, 2003