5 definitions by ElKaijuKing
A mechanical doppelgänger of Godzilla, hence the name “Mechagodzilla”. MG was built by the Black Hole Planet 3 Aliens (space simians), with the intention to give Godzilla a bad reputation and to destroy him.
by ElKaijuKing January 7, 2019
A Godzillasaurus awakened and mutated by hydrogen bomb testing in the Pacific Ocean. Gojira (Godzilla) is 50 meters (164.4 feet) tall and can breathe fire. This Kaiju attacked Tokyo in 1954, leaving everything it touched or destroyed radioactive. After a couple of days, the monster was reduced to a skeleton when the humans used the Oxygen Destroyer.
“It’s...It’s...Gojira!”
by ElKaijuKing January 7, 2019
When your mother talks to an old friends she hasn’t seen in years, she could say “One more minute.” Yet she takes a whole HOUR to wrap up the boring conversation.
Timmy: Mom! We have to get home! It’s a school night, you know. Mom: One more minute and I’ll be done. 1 HOUR LATER Timmy: Mom, that wasn’t a minute. That was a MOM MINUTE.
by ElKaijuKing February 27, 2019
by ElKaijuKing January 8, 2019