5 definitions by El Holandés Rojo

Top Definition
1) A friendly departure, letting the other party know that their well-being is supported.

2) Means it's time to chill the fuck out.
ex.
1) John: See you later!

Timmy: Take it easy.

John: You too.

2) Anal Probe: WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Someone with common decency: Take it easy!
by El Holandés Rojo October 25, 2010
1. The device used by aliens to analyze the human race through their most vulnerable hole, the anus.

2. A red Ford Probe
ex
1. I swear!! The aliens, they abducted me! And then they ANAL PROBED me!!

2. Guy 1: Even though I have no money, the good ol' Probe gets me where I gotta be.

Guy 2: Haha.. Anal Probe..
by El Holandés Rojo October 25, 2010
The combination of an unsuited Jack and Two as starting cards in Texas Hold 'em.
Wow, you just dealt me Jack Shit.. Literally..
by El Holandés Rojo October 25, 2010
When you're sittin your ass at home trying to think of what you're missing. You know you won't remember until you're on the highway but you do it anyways.
I know I'm forgetting something!

Quit havin cognitive displaysia pussy.
by El Holandés Rojo November 11, 2010
Anyone who saves every penny and is a cheap bastard.
Fine you can have my change, fuckin' Qi Chau.
by El Holandés Rojo October 25, 2010

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