12 definitions by El Don Diguidi

Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.
I was at the game and I waited in line for a stall forever, but when I finally got in there I got pooformance anxiety and I couldn't poop.
by El Don Diguidi September 17, 2009
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I helped some viejita carry her groceries to her car today at Smith's. I figure it's good Karma.
by El Don Diguidi September 11, 2009
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A puffy, hollow, fried bread made from a dough similar to dough used to make flour tortillas. Can be eaten plain, with honey, or used as an "edible spoon" (much like a tortilla). It can also be stuffed with beans, chile, meat, cheese, lettuce, etc.
I had a stuffed sopaipilla, served Christmas for lunch.
by El Don Diguidi May 11, 2009
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Things that male friends cannot do together; acts that are against the bro code, or that are illegal in the eyes of man law.
John: Dude, let's go get pedicures. I know a great spa.

Bob: You should know better! Pedicures are strictly brohibited.
by El Don Diguidi April 25, 2010
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A made-up Spanglish word used in a similar fashion to the word thingamajig. The root word in Spanish is chingar, "to fuck".
Hey Pete, hand me that there chingadero.

I gotta go to Wal-Mart and buy one of those chingaderos to fix my sink.
by El Don Diguidi May 11, 2009
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A punch, or if it's used as "jodasos" it means fighting.
Cleto: Bro, I heard you threw jodasos with some gavacho at Allsup's last night.
Jesús: Por serio, carnal. I handed it to that pinche guero puto, a la madre.
by El Don Diguidi July 27, 2005
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Spanish slang for a white person, like calling someone a honkey. Can also be used as a term of endearment for a Latino who has lighter skin, probably of Spanish descent. Güero is masculine, güera is feminine.
I saw a bunch of güeros in Santa Fe the other day. They were all talking about art and shit. Pinche gringos.
by El Don Diguidi February 17, 2006
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