Definitions by El Don Diguidi

Brohibited 

Things that male friends cannot do together; acts that are against the bro code, or that are illegal in the eyes of man law.

John: Dude, let's go get pedicures. I know a great spa.

Bob: You should know better! Pedicures are strictly brohibited.

Brohibited by El Don Diguidi April 25, 2010

Pooformance Anxiety

Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.

I was at the game and I waited in line for a stall forever, but when I finally got in there I got pooformance anxiety and I couldn't poop.

Pooformance Anxiety by El Don Diguidi September 19, 2009

Viejita 

Spanish word that means a little old lady.

I helped some viejita carry her groceries to her car today at Smith's. I figure it's good Karma.

Viejita by El Don Diguidi September 11, 2009

Nalgón 

Spanish slang, with a literal meaning of "large butt." Nalgón is masculine, nalgona is feminine. It refers to someone who is slow moving. It is often used by drivers when stuck behind such a person.

This nalgón in front of me in the Buick is going to make me late for my date! Oh, it's just some viejito. Figures.

Nalgón by El Don Diguidi September 11, 2009

Lambe 

Short for "lambe culo,", a term in Spanish that means a brown noser or a sycophant. Often used by kids in school to insult students who suck up to teachers by volunteering and answering questions constantly.

Chuy, you're a lambe!

Lambe by El Don Diguidi September 2, 2009

Chingadero

A made-up Spanglish word used in a similar fashion to the word thingamajig. The root word in Spanish is chingar, "to fuck".

Hey Pete, hand me that there chingadero.

I gotta go to Wal-Mart and buy one of those chingaderos to fix my sink.

Chingadero by El Don Diguidi May 11, 2009

Taoseño 

A person from Taos, New Mexico.

Also a restaurant in Taos, New Mexico, serving traditional New Mexican food.

Don't you know, homes? Soy Taoseño por vida.

Eee, bro, I'm all hungry. I'm gonna go eat a stuffed sopaipilla at El Taoseño.

Taoseño by El Don Diguidi May 11, 2009