69 definitions by El ritardo

Gack

Dick, in particular an erection.

Billy whacked his gack in class the other day, and I could never see him the same way again.

by El ritardo June 24, 2018

K-pop kids

Ass cancer as a human

Them K-pop kids, man; they reach a level of gay never previously achieved.

by El ritardo June 9, 2018

Bedroom Beef

Your dick or vagina, your genitals.

Hol up, imma whip out my bedroom beef after work with that Austrian hoe.

by El ritardo July 31, 2018

Studio rape

Being sexually assaulted on a movie set

They say kevin spacey studio raped that kid.

by El ritardo December 6, 2017

Pride Preying

Exploiting/Creating marginalised communities for social/economic gain.

*homosexual transgender individual*: Ugh, I’m tired of these cunts at Starbucks putting rainbows in shit just to exploit me. I just want some fucking soy latte without any extra shit in it.
*me*: Looks like some hardcore pride preying if I’ve ever seen it.

by El ritardo June 6, 2019

helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.

My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020