6 definitions by El Presidente 69

When a woman enters the "wide legged forward fold" yoga position and a man recieves oral sex from her while simultaneously spreading her labia from above and using her vagina as a spit cup.
I hooked up with a confused feminist from a physical therapy training course who wanted to meld progressive sex with redneck values, so I gave her the Yoga Spit Cup.
by El Presidente 69 January 7, 2017
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The act of digitally pleasing a siberian woman outdoors with rolled slices of ham.
After a long day of ejaculating at the pinnacle of a cartwheel and eating sandwiches, I figured I would share the pleasure by giving my neighbors wife a sloppy ham finger.
by El Presidente 69 March 1, 2022
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Buying a male horse for the sole purpose of tugging him to orgasm and living off of his seed.
After trying every other diet and feeling like a failure, I tried Ejaquine and lost 35 pounds...but have terrible acne.
by El Presidente 69 March 1, 2022
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The act of giving a hand job while licking the anus of a man. During ejaculation the man defecates into his partners mouth while simultaneously showering them in semen.
I had planned to give my husband a Hot Lunch Tuggy on the night of our 46th anniversary, but he had Applebees for lunch and I detest the taste of digested asparagus.
by El Presidente 69 July 6, 2017
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The act of mispronouncing a person's name on video while stoned out of your mind.
One night after pushing a fat 100 of yellow bam into my veins I made a video mispronouncing the name of a state candidate, thereby giving him the ol' Habokian.
by El Presidente 69 March 1, 2022
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When you masturbate with your non dominant hand for the second time in one day.
Towards the end of a full day of flapping to snuf videos I attempted to finish with the stranger before realizing I had already used this move around noon which qualified my final round as the acquaintance.
by El Presidente 69 October 16, 2017
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