2 definitions by El Dudarino
Usually described as an asshole who goes around in grocery stores to specifically play a game where they masturbate on the people in line and try not to get caught.
Dude 1: Dude, whats that on your back?
Dude 2: I don't know, I'm afraid to touch it.
Dude 1: Did you go to the store by our house? Because there are a lot of Jeremys hanging out around there.
Dude 2: I don't know, I'm afraid to touch it.
Dude 1: Did you go to the store by our house? Because there are a lot of Jeremys hanging out around there.
by El Dudarino February 16, 2011
Your Cougar Index is a cummulative score calculated by taking the age difference between your cougar and your self, then multiplied by the number of times that you have nailed them.
This week Pierre's Cougar Index was 106, he nailed the 45 year old 4 times, the 47 year old 3 times and the 50 year old twice! For a 35 year old, he sure does get lucky a lot.
by El Dudarino March 15, 2013