2 definitions by EiEiOwen
He needed his son to stop crying so he committed an act of frybery and offered him some crinkle cut french fries.
by EiEiOwen June 15, 2015
Meat that resembles that of a crab but is created from processed white fish and is devoid of any crab at all.
As it turned out they had been eating crabsent and Julie was faking her allergic reaction the whole time. crabcrab sticks
by EiEiOwen June 15, 2015