Eggs Over Hard
(Pronounced to rhyme with 'toupee') The result of having poo smashed into your hair, usually at the end of a prolonged night of drinking and/or other debauchery.
I mashed poo in Bob's hair. Gave'm a Poopee.
Breasts that sag or hang as testicles do.
"Her bellybutton is practically between those boobs"
"I know, and she probably isn't even 40"
"Those aren't boobs, they're chesticles"
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