3 definitions by Edward Von Trapp

1) A person who is very stupid (aka retarded) and also a complete bastard

2) a combination of bastard and retard

*often used with complete preceding it*
Edwardo "Hahaha! Ricardo your girl friend is a lesbo!"
* Edwardo picks nose then tries to eat it through ear*
Ricardo to Edmund "Wow Edwardo is a complete bast-tard!

Wow my teacher is bast-tard!

My bitch sucked me so bad I called her a bast-tard!
by Edward Von Trapp May 30, 2008
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adj.) when your dick is the size of Rasputin (aka 13 inch)
Hey baby my cock is Rasputin sized!

The dude I did last night had a Rasputin sized penis!
by Edward Von Trapp May 30, 2008
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A moment of intense joy that results in orgasmic feelings in the mind (and/or body).
"That movie was great!"
"I know! The ending gave me a joygasm!"
by Edward Von Trapp May 30, 2008
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