4 definitions by Educated Manchild
A clueless white man who is puzzled by all the fuss about white supremacy and the patriarchy and wishes everyone could just go back to talking about 'normal stuff' and things could just go back to being chill.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.
"Hey, did you see Uncle Fred posted that 'all lives matter' and even 'blue lives matter' and he even used the phrase 'a few bad apples'??"
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."
by Educated Manchild June 25, 2020
by Educated Manchild May 27, 2022
A martial arts-like move made famous by Captain James Tiberius "Jim" Kirk.
The move involves folding both hands together and chopping down with both arms on the opponents neck.
Results do not vary - no opponent can withstand more than one Double Captain.
The move involves folding both hands together and chopping down with both arms on the opponents neck.
Results do not vary - no opponent can withstand more than one Double Captain.
Did you see the episode where Kirk Double Captained that demi-god dude after fucking the green chick?
by Educated Manchild September 10, 2012
Someone who lives in a vehicle - car, van, RV - if it has rubber wheels and you're living in it then you are a rubber gypsy.
by Educated Manchild April 9, 2019