2 definitions by EduardoRodriguez

Top Definition
Those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. Sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.

Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.
Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".

Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"
by EduardoRodriguez December 11, 2012
The demeanour a guy sometimes has the morning after he gets laid, usually involving a "get around me, boys" overconfident type-strutt, and a self-satisfied grin.


"a real dick in his stride".

"a dick up his stride".
Steve: "Hey man, have you seen Pat this morning? Since laying that bird last night he is getting around the place with a dick in his stride".

Ed: "Yeah, tell him to 10-2 on that shit man. She had christmas hams anyway".
by EduardoRodriguez December 07, 2012

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