1 definition by Edger Allen Ho

A snaky reptilian cryptid born from failed love on internet dating apps that lures you in with day time programming and cheap high street spray just to paralyse you with its trademark dirty look.

BEWARE SNATIE AT ALL COSTS
Guy 1: i feel really lonely i’m going to instal tinder

Guy 2: be careful you may invoke the snatie..

*snatie in the background* <><><><><>~
by Edger Allen Ho November 23, 2021
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