Eddy's definitions

Leviathan

An interconnecting series of psychological, sociological, and technological forces that errode our humanity, deny our freedom, and alienate us from nature. The opposite of anarchy.

Leviathan is all around us, so much so that we cannot identify it easily. It has a social contract, an invisible hand, and pink hair.

by Eddy July 18, 2004

m@o@lûmo-

It is often translated as thick

M@o@lûmoksami/ is a name that means "One is thick."

by Eddy September 5, 2003

Toilet Paper Diploma

A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.

Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!

I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.

I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.

by Eddy August 5, 2007

gimptard

A retarded gimp. One is has the qualitys of both a gimp and a retard.

Rachael S. is such a gimptard!
Wow thats a real fucking gimptard.

by eddy April 7, 2005

Thicky Thick

Equavalent to the Tëlþuilgöç prefix m@o@lûmo-(round/curvy+attractively plump)

I like thick girls with huge butts and small waists.

by Eddy August 19, 2003

ghetto bootie

A big butt.

I like ghetto booties.

by Eddy August 18, 2003

Oldie Hawn

Derogatory term for old women. Pun on actress Goldie Hawn's name. Popularized by Simpson's character Comic Book Store Guy.

Agnes Skinner (cutting in front): Out of my way tubby!

Comic Book Store Guy: Oh PARDON me OLDIE hawn!

by Eddy July 19, 2007