Eddy's definitions

pretto

A mix between the words: "Preppy" and "ghetto".

ok dude. tomorrow, i am so going to beat that gay pretto fuck upside the head with a stick. a large pointy stick. mwahahahah!

by eddy June 12, 2005

hottentott

It's spelled hottentot and that's considered derogatory now. They prefer to be called the Khoekhoen. Their language is called Nama, not hottentottish and is nothing like how pirates talk. It's related to !Xóõ.

The khoisan languages are spoken by people such as the Hottentot and the !Kung.

by Eddy December 23, 2003

crab people

1) a civilazation that has lived underground for 1,000 years
2) disquised as the "Queer Eye for a Straight Guy" guys
3) tastes like crab, talks like people

by Eddy October 23, 2003

capitalism

Terrible system where a lucky few are born into obscene wealth while the average person has to work 8 hours a day just to stay alive and those who can't find work starve to death.

We must never abandon capitalism because I deserved all 100 million of my dollars because I got lucky and was born into a rich family.

by Eddy December 23, 2003

overrated

see PlayStation 2 and Dragonball Z

by Eddy October 22, 2003

Bombay Lightning

Unknown source of ignition.

It's a mystery how that house burnt down. Must of been Bombay Lightning!

by Eddy July 22, 2006

doctor proctor

Proctologist (ass doctor)

Hey old timer, did doctor proctor check out your prostate with his boney finger?

by Eddy October 13, 2006