Derogatory term for old women. Pun on actress Goldie Hawn's name. Popularized by Simpson's character Comic Book Store Guy.
Agnes Skinner (cutting in front): Out of my way tubby!
Comic Book Store Guy: Oh PARDON me OLDIE hawn!
Derived from the actress Goldie Hawn, Oldie Hawn is a term for an elderly woman.
"Make the right dude, the light is green."
"Well I would, but I'm waiting for Oldie Hawn over here to cross the street."