107 definitions by Ed

polyamorous

Having multiple sexual partners. (Generally all at one time)

My polyamorous friend slept with 20 guys this month.

by Ed August 4, 2004

Cliffhanger

Feces that defy gravity and remain on your asshole when the majority falls into the bowel where it belongs. Not common, a cliffhanger will appear under the right circumstances (eating beans and watching Sylvester Stallone movies). Cliffhangers are similar to a stalactite in a cave.

Spotting a cliffhanger in the reflection of the toilet, I contract and expand my sphincter in an attempt to pinch it off. Once I realize those actions are futile, I take three sheets of tp, for 3x the protection, and un-mount the cliffhanger.

by Ed March 21, 2005

soaker

Stepping in a puddle and getting your shoe wet.

In my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: Slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw's runoff.

Bob McKenzie is standing knee-deep in a vat of beer which is quickly rising:
"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks."

by Ed December 17, 2004

money shot

This term is often used to describe a pinnacle moment in an event or the best course of action. It doesn't have to be used in a sexual context.

After hours in a tough meeting, they find the perfect conclusion:

Tom, that's the money shot right there.

by Ed November 28, 2004

jiffy

small reefer

i'm only rolling a jiffy

by Ed May 4, 2003

right-wing

adj. describing a member of the Republican Party, or a conservative. Opposite of left-wing/liberal.

Sean Hannity is right-wing.

by Ed August 7, 2005

lori

Crazy hot girl. Beautiful, smart and funny; Lori posesses atributes absent in 99.9% of women. Truly a lucky find. Plus she rocks.

Yooooooooo Lori is so hot,... damn.

by Ed February 17, 2005