2 definitions by Ed’s wife

A man who always shows his but crack and says actually too much! he thinks he’s funny but he’s just bald and needs to lose weight
by Ed’s wife January 19, 2020
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A person who faffs about uncontrollably.
that boy is peeing on the casket, hes a blimin' faffer!!!
by Ed’s wife June 23, 2022
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