5 definitions by Ed Flesh

Midwest Waterfall

When a mentally ill man who is in a hospital/psych ward, urinates all over a nurse who is attempting to help him.
Primarily attempted and seen within the Midwest region of the United States of America.

We got a code 205, a patient is attempting a Midwest Waterfall in the ER. Security backup required.

by Ed Flesh January 24, 2022

The Hong Kong

A sexual position with your wife when you strip butt naked, bend over to reach underneath your bed to find and put on your "rice hat". Then squint your eyes and finally proceed to have sex and scream, "Hong Kong this Dong!"

"Hey Baby, hurry up and meet me in my room and I'll show you The Hong Kong."

by Ed Flesh April 17, 2022

Ghettomite

Those who don't just live in the ghetto to live there. Like a religious person, the ghetto is their way of life. And like a Jehovah's Witness, they will bring it to your door and force it down your throat.

"I'd rather have a ghettomite shoving a gun down my gullet than a Mormon shoving their book."

by Ed Flesh August 3, 2022

Cosby Smile

The first sign that you're going to have a good time.

"When I turned around and saw his Cosby Smile, I knew I had nothing to worry about".

by Ed Flesh February 4, 2022

Playing Doom in the Bathroom

The most intense and serious form of masturbation a man can ever experience.

AKA: Jerking off is like a First Person Shooter. Your dick is the gun and your jizz are the bullets.

"I've got 20 minutes left on break, it is time for me to be playing Doom in the Bathroom".

by Ed Flesh April 4, 2022