5 definitions by Ecclesies
Acronym for "Hard On For No Reason." Used to describe an erection (generally at inappropriate times and places) that has simply been triggered by hormones alone.
Opposite: HOFSR; Acronym for "Hard On For Specific Reason."
Opposite: HOFSR; Acronym for "Hard On For Specific Reason."
"Why do I have this raging HOFNR?"
"Grandma should avoid taking her dentures out in front of you, Bob"
"Grandma should avoid taking her dentures out in front of you, Bob"
by Ecclesies December 13, 2011
Acronym for "Hard On For Specific Reason." Used to describe an erection that has been triggered through sexual arousal, or stimulation.
Opposite: HOFSR; Acronym for "Hard On For No Reason."
Opposite: HOFSR; Acronym for "Hard On For No Reason."
by Ecclesies December 13, 2011
Similar to friends with benefits; However the people involve, while friendly, are not usually friends. Either socially, academically, or professionally they are typically casual associates or acquaintances.
Where 'friends with benefits' are typically friends in addition/prior to sexual gratification, benefit buddies remain 'on-call' for sexual gratification, but typically avoid all other forms of contact if it can be avoided
Where 'friends with benefits' are typically friends in addition/prior to sexual gratification, benefit buddies remain 'on-call' for sexual gratification, but typically avoid all other forms of contact if it can be avoided
My math tutor is my benefit buddy; He's shows me math, and I show him my bedroom. Other than that we don't associate.
by Ecclesies December 9, 2016
The correct answer is the opposite of whatever was just said. A principle created from the observation of former hedge fund manager and finance commentator Jim Cramer's history of investment advice; where the opposite of whatever is recommended was almost always the best option.
Investment Bro: Cramer was on tv today saying Florba-Skipp is a failing company and to sell immediately.
Financial Planner: Cramer's Razor...
Investment Bro: Dump everything into FBSK immediately
Financial Planner: Cramer's Razor...
Investment Bro: Dump everything into FBSK immediately
by Ecclesies August 10, 2023
That one random chair in every seedy hotel room. There's only ever one. It's not for sitting, its for watching your girl get gangbanged. A reference to the "red pill" influencer Sneako publically admitting on a podcast, that he willfully watched his girl get passed around by random strange men, multiple times.
Brock: Hey chad, the varsity team's running a train on Sara this weekend at the motel.
Chad: oh yeah? Tom's gonna be in the sneako chair again?
Brock: Ever since Frank's eyebrows tickled his balls, Tom can't seem to find anywhere else to sit!
Chad: oh yeah? Tom's gonna be in the sneako chair again?
Brock: Ever since Frank's eyebrows tickled his balls, Tom can't seem to find anywhere else to sit!
by Ecclesies March 20, 2023