1 definition by Ebbs Ryan

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A out of shape worthless unathletic coach potatoe. He or she would rather eat cheese cake or pecan pie than attend a lakers game..He or she enjoys jerry springer and rarely keeps in touch with old friends because he is addicted to atari
I dont think ill be able to make it out tonite...im just gonna get a dominos and be a benis
by Ebbs Ryan December 10, 2009

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