When you've just finished masturbating, but someone messages you on the computer and you have to respond. You have to type the message with solely your left hand.
Dude, so I was masturbating
last night, and then I got a message from Susan! I started left hand typing, and before I knew it we were hours into a conversation and I hadn't even washed up!
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