White on the outside, yellow on the inside. A whiter person who wants to be asian.
Guy 1: "Hey Steve, what're you up to?"
Guy 2: "Nothing much, Jason. Just listening to my new JPop import CDs, making myself a light snack of rice and sashimi, reorganizing my Hello Kitty collection, stealing my neighbor's satellite feed to get TVJapan, looking through a few Honda and Nissan auto brochures, and talking with my girlfriend who's visiting her parents over in Hong Kong. Same ol', same ol."
Guy 1: "Eh... that's kind of stupid."
Guy 2: "Nani?! Baka yarou ja nai desu ne!!"
Guy 1: "...What?"
Guy 2: "Omoide aishiteiru genki desu ne!!"
Guy 1: "Speak English, you pasty white cracker. Do you even know what the fuck you're saying?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, sorry... I sometimes slip back into speaking Japanese when I'm angry."
Guy 1: "You don't even fucking speak Japanese!"
Guy 2: "What? Of course I do! It's a part of my heritage."
Guy 1: "Your heritage? You're a fucking redheaded white guy who's lived in fucking Nebraska his entire life! Stop being such a fucking Egg and accept the fact that you aren't Asian, let alone Japanese."
Guy 1: "Itadakimasu, you gaijin baka-chan."
Guy 2: "Say that stupid shit again and I'll punch you in the throat."