1 definition by Easy Ezz
Johnsoned: As in a Johnson (cock, penis or dick). When you have a conversation with someone who's a massive cock.
Rod: Alright Dave. How are you? My heads wrecked, I've just spoke to Antony. He doesn't half chat shit.
Dave: I'm not bad Rod. It sounds like you've been Johnsoned though. Let's go for a beer, it's know to cure people who've been Johnsoned.
Dave: I'm not bad Rod. It sounds like you've been Johnsoned though. Let's go for a beer, it's know to cure people who've been Johnsoned.
by Easy Ezz January 11, 2016