10 definitions by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III
A person who buys Skype dial-in numbers from around the to look like an international billionaire. To appear larger than life by having fake phone numbers.
He's such a Skypescraper, he gave me his London telephone number, but he answered at his Fresno apartment.
by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009
A celebrity grade form of Hydromorphone (trade name Dilaudid) a potent centrally-acting analgesic drug of the opioid class.
He's been huffed up on Limbaughdid for years, but he's still performing daily. If he worked at a local supermarket he would have been fired on day one.
by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009
A Republican who is willing to go to the extreme to get elected, reelected, or get a bill signed. See cantoring.
by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009
Poor Jackie, she got Newtwifed after surgery, but then Marianne became a Newtwive while hes was conducting an extra-marital affair during the Congressional investigation into allegations that Bill Clinton lied under oath about his affair with Monica Lewinsky. When will Callista become a Newtwife? He's had three wives, but his sister can't marry her partner.
by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009
An advertisement disguised as a promotion or a promotion disguised as an advertisement.
1) Fox News presented Tea Bag events as news. However, they were a promotisement for Fox News sponsored events.
2) Commercials during television news programs that present products and services as real news bulletins. The mortgage industry collapse created a new bred of opportunistic promotisements.
2) Commercials during television news programs that present products and services as real news bulletins. The mortgage industry collapse created a new bred of opportunistic promotisements.
by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009
by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009
Collecting funds from hapless individuals for the purpose of promoting short-term and short-sighted political anomalies.
Michelle decided to attempt fundraising using sarahpackaging methods, but failed due to well informed contributors within her district.
by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009