5 definitions by EYAL5555
Adi: Yesterday I saw Asaf's bulbul and it was tiny
Eyal: Why would you look at Asaf's bulbul?
Adi:*licks lips* you know why ;)
Eyal: Don't ever lick my lips again.
Eyal: Why would you look at Asaf's bulbul?
Adi:*licks lips* you know why ;)
Eyal: Don't ever lick my lips again.
by EYAL5555 August 28, 2019
Another word for God, but much stronger.
Cassuto is the reason we are alive at this very moment, he is our leader, and we love him.
Whatever you do, do NOT compare him to x, because no one liked him and we all love Cassuto. (x met lol)
He also has a very large penis.
LOVE YOU CASSUTO XOXOXOXOXO
Cassuto is the reason we are alive at this very moment, he is our leader, and we love him.
Whatever you do, do NOT compare him to x, because no one liked him and we all love Cassuto. (x met lol)
He also has a very large penis.
LOVE YOU CASSUTO XOXOXOXOXO
Adi: Cassuto! Cassuto! Cassuto Cassuto Cassuto!
Eyal: Who is Cassuto?
Adi: He is god, but better. KEN CASSUTO KEN!
Eyal: omg.... he is the great cassuto! THE LEGEND IS TRUE!
Eyal: Who is Cassuto?
Adi: He is god, but better. KEN CASSUTO KEN!
Eyal: omg.... he is the great cassuto! THE LEGEND IS TRUE!
by EYAL5555 November 26, 2019
To be caught in 4k trying to have sex with a minor.
Term often used by Skeeter Jean on the "to skeet a predator" show.
The word is used as a way to make fun of the situation and to humiliate the alleged predator.
Safe to say, if you are ever in a situation where you can be skeeted, you should probably reevaluate your life choices.
Term often used by Skeeter Jean on the "to skeet a predator" show.
The word is used as a way to make fun of the situation and to humiliate the alleged predator.
Safe to say, if you are ever in a situation where you can be skeeted, you should probably reevaluate your life choices.
Skeet Hansen: So do you have any other questions?
Predator: I swear man this is my first time I will never do this again you have my word
Skeet Hansen: Well in that case, my name is Skeet Hansen I am with the predatorial investigation unit, we are currently doing an online series about adults who try to meet up with minors, and you have been skeeted.
Predator: I swear man this is my first time I will never do this again you have my word
Skeet Hansen: Well in that case, my name is Skeet Hansen I am with the predatorial investigation unit, we are currently doing an online series about adults who try to meet up with minors, and you have been skeeted.
by EYAL5555 September 18, 2023
That moment when x is dead lol because no one liked him
like for real he was a fucking gay faggot cunt.
also, he died lol what a loser
like for real he was a fucking gay faggot cunt.
also, he died lol what a loser
Eyal: Shit I died!
Adi: Like that rapper that no one liked aahhh what's his name again.. X!!!
Eyal: Yea that loser rapper xxxtentacion
Adi: lol x met
Adi: Like that rapper that no one liked aahhh what's his name again.. X!!!
Eyal: Yea that loser rapper xxxtentacion
Adi: lol x met
by EYAL5555 November 9, 2019
Bar is incredibly sexy, every girl wants him and every man wants to be him.
His presence makes every straight man to munch on his feces and drink his yellow piss.
My goal in life is to one day have him acknowledge my being.
Some legends claim, that his penis is so large, that it has it's own magnetic pull, his penis requires so much blood to operate, that he needs to drink fresh human blood everyday just to get an erection!
His gigantic nuts are so large, that one ejaculation can fill a whole Olympic swimming pool.
His presence makes every straight man to munch on his feces and drink his yellow piss.
My goal in life is to one day have him acknowledge my being.
Some legends claim, that his penis is so large, that it has it's own magnetic pull, his penis requires so much blood to operate, that he needs to drink fresh human blood everyday just to get an erection!
His gigantic nuts are so large, that one ejaculation can fill a whole Olympic swimming pool.
"The giant Horse Cock weighs over 11 pounds"
Eyal: Bruh that's nothing! Bar's cock makes the Horse Cock look like a fucking atom
Bar: yes very large penis i have yaaaaaassss
Eyal: Bruh that's nothing! Bar's cock makes the Horse Cock look like a fucking atom
Bar: yes very large penis i have yaaaaaassss
by EYAL5555 November 22, 2021