1 definition by EVESDAD
Things your 14 year old daughter tries to explain to you, but context clues were enough to get it since your pockets are lined with clout while driving your BMW 750LI, so you have to deduct her clout tokens due to her unnecessary use of urbandictionary.com to try and make her parents feel old and out dated. When in reality they are cooler than she could ever know. Stop being a try hard. Stay in school.
Kid: Hey dad, you know what a clout token is?
Me: Yea its the thing peasants throw at me as I drive by because my BMW is sick like a vegan eating beef for the first time.
Me: Yea its the thing peasants throw at me as I drive by because my BMW is sick like a vegan eating beef for the first time.
by EVESDAD February 7, 2019