1 definition by ENTJ_Killjoy

ENTJ

One of the 16 MBTI types. (extroverted, intuitive, thinking, judging)

Everyone thinks we're cold and heartless narcissists

Pls stip thinking I'm cold and heartless I giv hugs and I'm not a narcissist I barely like myself at all let alone more than other ppl

Pls :( stip telling me I'm evil just cos of my MBTI

*Every other MBTI type*: Oh look it's that cruel narcissist.
*INFP*: Who's that? They look nice.
*Every other MBTI type*: You're too nice. It's an ENTJ, they want to kill us all.
*ENTJ*: Hey, INFP, I think you're really cute and nice and I aspire to be more like you.
*Every other MBTI type*: Don't fall for it, they're evil.
*INFP*:...
*INFP*: Guys stop being mean to ENTJ
*Every other MBTI type*: No.
*INFP*: Oh, okay then. *walks away but hears ENTJ arguing aggressively with them in the distance*

*INFP*: Are you okay, ENTJ? UnU
*ENTJ*: Well, I proved my point. I verbally destroyed those motherfuckers
*INFP*: But, like, are you okay tho?
*ENTJ*: *starts crying* No I'm not *proceeds to vent to INFP because they think they can't talk to anyone else*

by ENTJ_Killjoy February 1, 2021