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A branch of the Soviet secret police, the KGB. This organization used to be known as KolleGeBoard, but the title changed due to inconspicuousness.

The aims of College Board include:
1. undermining the US economy by forcing honest citizens to create a direct deposit of their hard earned salary to College Board's bank account
2. brainwashing the youth of American by conditioning them to respond to BUBBLE stimuli

The rest of College Board's aims are currently unknown, but a group of specialized agents are currently working on that.
"The KGB still lives inside all of us in the form of questions with 5 answer choices. They promote themselves through College Board."
by EMChip October 05, 2009

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