1 definition by ELKUY

Someone who dresses up scene, acts scene, and talks scene for the benefits of what other scene people get: sex, girls, attention, etc.

Symptoms of a scene poser:
- Talks about being scene
- keeps the same style for more than a couple of days
- Changes from a non-scene style to a scene style in less than a couple of days.
- Style matches a picture you saw on the internet EXACTLY
- Doesn't look scene, though they try to
- Does a hairflip more than twice in one minute
- Tries to make friends with other scene people
- Goes over the top with girl clothing, such as girl pants, girl shirts, girl hats, etc.
- Too pussy to get a piercing or two

There are much more symptoms that our brains can pick up that automatically tell us that he/she is a poser.

If you want to have the style for yourself, not because you want to fit in, or look awesome, but so it matches you, it will most likely work out.
Shelly: Is that a scene kid? OMG I WANT HIM.

Jake: No, he's a scene poser. He hasn't bothered to do anything with his hair in weeks, he has had the same piercing for a month, and he's acting like a fag. Clearly he wants the benefits of a scene person, but he doesn't want to maintain the style. What a shame.
by ELKUY May 26, 2009
Get the Scene poser mug.