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Noun. Male. A pathetic loser who peruses the Urban Dictionary website for definitions of degraging and pretty much impossible sexual positions. He then e-mails them to his computer programmer friends who laugh loudly in their cubicles while eating Hot Pockets and drinking Mr. Pibb. This particular species of dick rarely uses his own on a live person and smells as offensive as his entries.
Reginald's wife divorced him because he is an urban dick.
by E. Baker September 17, 2006