4 definitions by E MacGregor

The slit between one's buttocks alt. peaches.
I can smell your split peach from here -
when did you last have a bath?
by E MacGregor March 31, 2004
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Exceptionally large; over-sized; abnormal. Slang usage: A large plop/turd/log etc.
It has taken me/him/her ages to flush that whopper down the toilet.
by E MacGregor March 30, 2004
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Excrement, Poo, Turd, Log, Shit, Plop,
Whopper, Crap.
Harry has left a big diddy in the toilet.

I've just picked up the dog's diddies in the garden.
by E MacGregor March 29, 2004
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1)When the anus/shit smells of curry.
2)Curry flavoured wind emitting from
the anus.
I've got one hell of a CurriedAnus tonight. My arse feels as though it's on fire! Never again, shall I eat Vindaloo.
by E MacGregor March 31, 2004
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