3 definitions by Dysentery

Neeve

My name

Hi my names Neeve

by Dysentery December 27, 2022

premature pinchage

When you're pooping, your butthole muscles contract too early causing your poop log to be sundered in the middle before being completely expelled from your rectum. Causes of this typically range anywhere from coughs/sneezes to being suddenly startled.

"Let's scare the shit out of Tom while he's taking a dump. Give him some good ole premature pinchage."

by Dysentery March 9, 2021

preggophile

A person that finds pregnant women sexually stimulating. One that would be attracted to a preggo.

John has been flirting with Mindie a lot ever since she got pregnant; John's such a preggophile.

by Dysentery September 30, 2015