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1 definition by Dykesie9491

Ultra Tard: 1. A person who messes with stuff until they get hurt. 2. A player for the New York Jets
e.g. Michael you ok? yeah oh no it's gone through my foot... narration in the background... thats cos your an ultra tard
by Dykesie9491 October 24, 2008