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Skeet
This word has two definitions;
1.) On the West Coast, the term "Skeet" means to cum/ejaculate, or jerk off. 2.) On the East Coast, specifically in the DMV, the term "Skeet" means to leave the premises/from where you currently are, drive somewhere else, go, exit the current area.
(1) West Coast Definition:
*two guys talking about a mess in the bathroom*
Guy 1: Man look at that stuff on the toilet!
Guy 2: It looks like someone skeet all over it!

(2) East Coast Definition:
*Two people hanging out at night*
Guy: Hey what time is it?
Girl: 11:02
Guy: Oh man I better skeet home before my mom gets mad
by Dwight.beets January 13, 2019
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To look amazing and have a really good outfit.
Ex.
"Wow ana you look Schrute af today with that mustard button up"
by Dwight.beets January 28, 2017
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