2 definitions by Dvorak Shfilkins

Missoula

to take an extremely large and painful shit, usually filling the toilet, and any other containers near it (trash, sink, and possibly bathtub, depending on the intensity of the missoula.)

Home of the Griz.

Sorry guys. I gotta go destroy the toilet. I think I've got a Missoula coming

by Dvorak Shfilkins May 2, 2011

Caitlin

In Roman mythology, Name of the miscarried daughter of the muse Terpsichore and god Posiedon, she was brought back to life by Hades, god of the underworld to destroy the muses. The demon Caitlin can be easily identified by her bright red hair, lack of a soul, lack of singing ability, and fish-like face. if you find her, never, ever, ever let her sing. the song will eat your soul and make you bleed through the ears. Then you will become a mindless follower, similar to the Manson Family.

NO! Don't go to the choir concert! Caitlin's singing, and she will eat your soul through your ears!

by Dvorak Shfilkins May 3, 2011