105 definitions by Dunky Oggins

diving into the red sea

to perform cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman.

Bernadette was very happy: her new boyfriend had promised to go diving into the red sea once Eastenders had finished.

by Dunky Oggins November 16, 2003

docker's omelette

a lump of phlegm.

"What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

get some cold comfort

To have sexual relations with a corpse.

Poor old Alec, he got sacked from his new job at the undertakers when the boss caught him getting some cold comfort.

by Dunky Oggins January 9, 2004

weapon of mass debation

pornogaphic magazine.

Camilla was away for the weekend, competing in the Horse of the Year show, so Charles asked his butler to nip out to the newsagents and pick up a weapon of mass debation.

by Dunky Oggins December 2, 2003

silvery

having the appearence of silver

by the light of the silvery moon...

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

fawcetting

engaging in homosexual acts with one's servant.

"stay out of the bedroom for a while" said Elizabeth to Diana, "Charles is fawcetting again."

by Dunky Oggins November 8, 2003

red flag week

pertaining to a woman's period.

June wouldn't let me fuck her yesterday, it's red flag week.

by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003