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(dee-j-bee)

abbreviation for
1. dreaded jiz buildup.

Condition associated when a male is unable to score sexually. Generally triggered by female PMS syndrome or resulting from inappropriate male behavior towards female partner. Basically, a man’s worst nightmare. The symptoms of DJB include light to heavy irritability, fatigue, emotional distress, and less commonly depression. Other side effects of DJB may include weakened immune system, weakened bladder, low pain tolerance, poor sleep, and loss of sexual abilities.
John Doe seems very irritable and upset lately - he has mentioned an overall lack of sex. His ideas suck and he is constantly bickering with his wife. He must have DJB.”
by DumpsterFires October 8, 2018
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