1 definition by DumblePorkMeatWizard

MEATER

The utmost sexiest piece of equipment you can get your hands on. Probes meat better than aliens and their… probing. Pronouns are she/he/them/it. MEATER is all. MEATER listens to your problems, taps into your inner being for self discovery, whispers positive affirmations. If you’ve ever met MEATER, it was truly a cosmic occurrence.

Whoa, look at that MEATER descending from the skies.

by DumblePorkMeatWizard November 23, 2021