73 definitions by Duke

In a movie, every frame must provide something usable in the film trailer.
The movies "Armageddon" and "Kangaroo Jack" were awful because they followed the Bruckheimer Principle
by Duke January 22, 2003
Getting hard from an image on television.
Watching the chicks on Joe Millionaire gives me a telechubby.
by Duke January 22, 2003
Noun: A man's nipples which are genetically prone to being large and exhibiting salami-like properties.

Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal
Look at Duke's salami nipples
by Duke July 10, 2003
describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.
Skoocum meaning good or excellent, not to be confused with scrotum which is between a male or shemales legs full of hair and testicles.
describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.
by Duke December 28, 2003
when a girl releashes the juices all over you
that stupid bitch laid some vaginal fury on me
by DuKe April 10, 2003
When you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.
During last night's episode of Roswell, I nearly cranked off to Katherine Heigl until a huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.
by Duke January 22, 2003
an imbecile, moron, grapehead, porcupine, knucklehead
Moe and Shemp were measuring a room, Shemp let go of the tape measure which retracted, striking Moe's face. this was the first time that the word was used
by duke March 25, 2005

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