Duke's definitions

blast off

The act of cumming on a woman.

I had a hard blast off in her face after that mic check!

by Duke February 24, 2004

residew

That rank smell a friend with swamp ass can leave on one of your chairs after sitting in it.

Bob shit his pants and left the nastiest residew.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Cranky Ass

The same as swamp ass where your ass sweats so much it gets damp and nasty in the buttular section.

I got a serious case of cranky ass sitting in that warm chair all day.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Duketastrafy

A horrible event.

That's a DUKETASTRAFY!

by Duke September 24, 2003

real world

Something that only exists in your mind.

Also: MTV show responsible for turning assholes into celebrities and starting the whole godawful reality TV craze

The real world sucks

by Duke July 10, 2003

buntline

The hair going from your belly button to your crotch.

Avril Lavigne's got a hairy buntline.

by Duke January 29, 2003

neverending game

When you click on the wrong link on a website and you get a pop up ad. Then, when you try to close it, more pop up and create a neverending task of closing pop up ads.

I accidentally clicked on an ad and got stuck playing the neverending game 'till my computer crashed.

by Duke January 22, 2003