73 definitions by Duke

Getting hard from an image on television.
Watching the chicks on Joe Millionaire gives me a telechubby.
by Duke January 22, 2003
Noun: A man's nipples which are genetically prone to being large and exhibiting salami-like properties.

Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal
Look at Duke's salami nipples
by Duke July 10, 2003
When you wack it in the shower the sperm then becomes known as water babies
I just made some Water Babies
by Duke April 28, 2003
The act of cumming on a woman.
I had a hard blast off in her face after that mic check!
by Duke February 24, 2004
describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.
Skoocum meaning good or excellent, not to be confused with scrotum which is between a male or shemales legs full of hair and testicles.
describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.
by Duke December 28, 2003
when a girl releashes the juices all over you
that stupid bitch laid some vaginal fury on me
by DuKe April 10, 2003
When you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.
During last night's episode of Roswell, I nearly cranked off to Katherine Heigl until a huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.
by Duke January 22, 2003

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