The movies "Armageddon" and "Kangaroo Jack" were awful because they followed the Bruckheimer Principle
by Duke January 22, 2003

When a girl has a great body but a gigantic ass. Girls who sit at an office desk all day tend to have all the fat on their body gravitate toward the ass-ular region, hence-office ass.
That girl sitting in cubicle 7 was so fine until she stood up and revealed a case of office ass so severe, it looked like two baby elephants were being born in her jeans.
by Duke June 13, 2003

by Duke May 13, 2005

gettin all up in somebody's face just reppin and talkin mad shit..gettin hiffy and gettin it crackin
by Duke October 20, 2003

I compromised with my wife that she could decorate the house green if she gave me oral treats on an airplane toilet seat.
by Duke July 09, 2003
