Duke's definitions

Kwanzaa

It's the right-on power handshake of the 1990s. Yet another politically correct tactic to get whites to pay attention to non-whites, primarily blacks. It's a fabricated holiday based on race, invented by a convicted felon, which is too third world for most black Americans, too jewish for black muslims, and too stupid for everyone else. Now that's a fine example for the ghetto children of the world!

I'm cwazy for Kwanzaa!

by Duke December 24, 2004

Cheeba

Noun: one of many street names for the holiest of holy, almighty peacebringer known as Marijuana

See also: wordpot wordweed wordganja

Yo man, do you know where a brother might score some cheeba right now?

by Duke July 10, 2003

first story told in therapy

When you walk in on your parents having sex, which can lead to one seeking professional assistance in coping with the event.

Dr. Jean and Dr. Grey often fall asleep in therapy sessions because the first story told in therapy is always the same.

by Duke January 22, 2003

mic check

when a woman performs fellatio on a man.

I didn't hit that, but she did a mic check.

by Duke February 24, 2004

jihav

Derogatory term for a Jehovah's Witness

Hey fuck off Jihav!

by Duke July 10, 2003

office ass

When a girl has a great body but a gigantic ass. Girls who sit at an office desk all day tend to have all the fat on their body gravitate toward the ass-ular region, hence-office ass.

That girl sitting in cubicle 7 was so fine until she stood up and revealed a case of office ass so severe, it looked like two baby elephants were being born in her jeans.

by Duke June 13, 2003

cutty

a group of niggas from bay area reppin Vallejo...3C's down Country Club Crest...if you live there u a Cutty

hey cutty!!
Whaa iz it?! Cutty

by Duke October 20, 2003