Noun: A man's nipples which are genetically prone to being large and exhibiting salami-like properties.
Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal
Look at Duke's salami nipples
When you wack it in the shower the sperm then becomes known as water babies
I just made some Water Babies
Getting hard from an image on television.
Watching the chicks on Joe Millionaire gives me a telechubby.
describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.
Skoocum meaning good or excellent, not to be confused with scrotum which is between a male or shemales legs full of hair and testicles.
describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.
An advertisement designed to distract people on the highway and cause accidents
All I did was turn my head to see the Victoria's Secret billboard, and the next thing I know there's a Miata under my front axle
when a girl releashes the juices all over you
that stupid bitch laid some vaginal fury on me
Breasts.
I love unwrapping fun muffins and putting them in my mouth.
