Duke's definitions

bootch

A severely torn asshole.

When I finished ravaging that whore's ass it left her with a bootch.

by Duke July 21, 2004

Cheeba

Noun: one of many street names for the holiest of holy, almighty peacebringer known as Marijuana

See also: wordpot wordweed wordganja

Yo man, do you know where a brother might score some cheeba right now?

by Duke July 10, 2003

Cranky Ass

The same as swamp ass where your ass sweats so much it gets damp and nasty in the buttular section.

I got a serious case of cranky ass sitting in that warm chair all day.

by Duke January 22, 2003

salami nipples

Noun: A man's nipples which are genetically prone to being large and exhibiting salami-like properties.

Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal

Look at Duke's salami nipples

by Duke July 10, 2003

Duketastrafy

A horrible event.

That's a DUKETASTRAFY!

by Duke September 24, 2003

blast off

The act of cumming on a woman.

I had a hard blast off in her face after that mic check!

by Duke February 24, 2004

real world

Something that only exists in your mind.

Also: MTV show responsible for turning assholes into celebrities and starting the whole godawful reality TV craze

The real world sucks

by Duke July 10, 2003