Duece79's definitions

Houdini eyes

The look on a girl's face who has no interest in you and is looking to escape the conversation. This typically includes looking at other guys, looking at her phone or pretending she is trying to read a sign off in the distance.

This douchey guy was chatting me up at the bar last night, but i had no interest. I put on my Houdini eyes and starting checking out the bar tender. He got the hint and left.

by Duece79 June 4, 2018

Urilaxing

What a man does when he sits down to pee.

Man 1: "That dude was in the stall for like 10 seconds. No way he was dumping."
Man 2: "He wasn't, just urilaxing. He's hungover."

by Duece79 June 4, 2018

plunging the toilet

having sex with a girl with a smelly pussy

Guy 1: "yo, my dick stinks. can't get the smell off me since hookin' up with stinky Lisa." Guy 2: "well that's what you get for plunging the toilet."

by Duece79 June 6, 2018