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ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy)

The point in life when you can clearly see that one ball hangs lower than the other.

The 30's sucked. First time I had to wear glasses, gained about 20 pounds and developed ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy).

by Duece79 September 2, 2016

Roping the Pig

The act of sitting a fat girl's chest and jerking off, trying to get long ropes of cum to encircle the girl's face. Not to be confused with roping the rat, where the act is the same, but with a very skinny girl.

Man 1: So what ever happened with you and that fat girl from the bar? Man 2: We went back to her place, banged for a big, then I sat on her tits and started roping the pig.

by Duece79 September 19, 2018

in good shape

What is said to you if you are either too old to be hot, or just plain not attractive.

Friend #1: Hey man, you see that girl I was with at the bar on Friday? Not bad, right? Friend #2: Dude, not hot. Friend #1: Well, she was in good shape. Friend #2: Agree, she was in good shape.

by Duece79 November 7, 2017