Duece79's definitions

Houdini eyes

The look on a girl's face who has no interest in you and is looking to escape the conversation. This typically includes looking at other guys, looking at her phone or pretending she is trying to read a sign off in the distance.

This douchey guy was chatting me up at the bar last night, but i had no interest. I put on my Houdini eyes and starting checking out the bar tender. He got the hint and left.

by Duece79 June 4, 2018

ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy)

The point in life when you can clearly see that one ball hangs lower than the other.

The 30's sucked. First time I had to wear glasses, gained about 20 pounds and developed ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy).

by Duece79 September 2, 2016

in good shape

What is said to you if you are either too old to be hot, or just plain not attractive.

Friend #1: Hey man, you see that girl I was with at the bar on Friday? Not bad, right? Friend #2: Dude, not hot. Friend #1: Well, she was in good shape. Friend #2: Agree, she was in good shape.

by Duece79 November 7, 2017