Simply put, the Dump of Death is the ULTIMATE, the LARGEST, and the LAST dump you will ever take. This load can result in heart failure and fissures and tears in the rectum.
So when ya got the runz, don't wait, just release the bitch.
... and being found on the toilet like that is a really sad way to go.
An obese man walks into PF Chang's looking for a good meal. After finishing, he realizes he has to go. In the toilet, he starts to struggle, pounding on the wall around his booth. Moments later, he was found dead with an agonized face. A result of the Dump of Death.