1 definition by Dubble U

Yert

Yert is a term used to counter a stupid comment and/or situation. Yert may also be used to display your disappointment, like when a friend doesn't respond to a text message, you are authorized to yert them. This technique will usually illicit a response from said yertee by overwhelmingly offending them with embarrassment, disgrace and forcing them to feel guilty by way of the "yert code". To understand the yert, you must use the yert. Once you use the yert, you will most likely become addicted to the yert. The yert can be drawn out for a longer period of time to express a more severe infraction. When utilizing yert in a text message, you should add more t's to the end of the yert to express your exaggerated disappointment in the situation, comment, response. ie: - yerttttttt.

Question: "Can I borrow 20 bucks bro?"

Response: "Uhhhh....yert."

Question: "You coming out to watch the Bruins sweep the Penguins at the bar son?"
Response: "Nah man I'm baking cookies with the woman tonight."
Yert Moment: " YERTTTTTTTTTTT."

"Yerttttt....you just got yerted."

by Dubble U June 10, 2013